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Hello, boys.

If u are looking for a creative boost or trying to work through a difficult period of artistry, I should be ovulating in the latter half of this week. Please contact my personal assistant to book any appointments with me, but understand that I run a tight schedule.

Thanks and you’re welcome.

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constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

constant-continuum:

drakewinzz:

dolliecrave:

Pass this on Tumblr

This is actually pretty important

very important information

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the-treble:

willowpedia:

crazymolerat36:

ewitsmichelle:

not just followers, everyone.

same

I’m here if any of you need to talk<3

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The best part is, this post actually does something, it offers support, unlike one of those useless “reblog if you care” posts.

Exactly. Which is why I’ll reblog this one.

(Source: cali4niadreaming, via little-foxtrot)

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See when Cersei was like

bigscarytiger:

"DO YOU LOVE JAIME" and Brienne was like "…" I can guarantee you it isn’t cause she’s in love with him, she was probably about to say, "No I love him like a brother," and then realised who she was talking to.

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Revision, Revision, Revised

Sent the (hopefully) final revisions to my advisor 24 hours before my deadline. 

I have worked on it so much that I can’t even talk about it anymore…and I’m starting to wonder who cares and why my topic is even important.

And now, on to my presentation from my preliminary exam.

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mrsachmo:

Game of Thrones art by the brilliant artist Ted Nasmith. The captions above are from his website on each picture page.

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youkoofthelovespot:

nanibgal:

howardhill101:

amymexy:

mr-egbutt:

ascenti:

totallyfubar:

paragonpostcards:

helioscentrifuge:

Sorry not sorry.

The men of tumblr unite. Because this is more than fighting the patriarchy, this is fighting for the voice of the people.

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*Phone rings*

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THE FUCK DID YOU SAY THE PATRIARCHY WAS UP TO?

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I’M ON MY WAY.

*Banana Rings*

Who is this how did you get this numb—THE PATRIARCHY IS DOING WHTA

SAVE SOME PATRIARCH BLOOD FOR US

3:01PM SYDNEY TIME

Hello?

Patriarchy WHAT?!

AW HELL NO

I’M COMIN YOU MOTHERFUCKERS I DON’T EVEN CARE IF THEY DON’T LET ME ON A PLANE

Fucking bro strider come out!! Omg HAHAHAAH I love theses guys

Meanwhile In England……


"Jolly great bit of Tea"

-Phone Rings- 

"THE PATRIARCHY DOING WHAT!?!!?!?!"

"Those Bloody Wankers!!!!!!"

"It Looks Like Tea Time Is Going To Have To Wait"

"It’s A Jolly Good Thing I kept My Old Equipment…."

"All Right Old Chaps, Im On My Way!!!"

"TALLY-HO!!!!!"

I just reblogged this, but IT GOT BETTER.

TALLY HO *dies laughing*

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Actual Quotes from my Dad (An English Teacher)

  • Dad: Why the hell did you put a comma there?
  • Dad: Do you even know what a participial phrase is?
  • Dad: Omg. He's like my favorite character of all time.
  • Dad: Who should I dress up as for the movie premier?
  • Dad: Hey are you awak? I know it's late, but you read Animal Farm, right? Yeah. I need you to read this report. I can't tell if I am just super tired or if this is actual bullshit.
  • Dad: Alesha wouldn't be able to spell 'definitely' right if wrote it down for her. She would fucking erase it and then write 'defiantly', because she doesn't care. I hate her.
  • Dad: I need you to bake brownies. I lost a bet.
  • Dad: Omg. You cannot ship me with Gilcher. You know I don't like tattoos and he's like twenty-five. And for Christ's sake, he teaches math.
  • Dad: Omg. Gilcher said the funniest thing today.
  • Dad: Mrs. Ashworth and I have decided to start a band. It'll be called Great Expectations.
  • Dad: It's like you didn't read the fucking book.
  • Dad: Okay. So this week you're reading this book I stole from Mrs. Ashworth's. It's like sixty pages long, but you'll love it.
  • Dad: *puts books on my bed for me to read everyday and demands that I read them*
  • Dad: My son doesn't like reading. I have not only failed him, but society. You aren't my son. Leave.
  • Dad: Okay. So you're getting books for Christmas. All of you. I get discounts on them since I'm a teacher, and since I'm a teacher, it's all I can afford, so...
  • Dad: Fucking standardized testing can go fuck itself in the ass.
  • Dad: I have to teach for the required testing instead of what they really need to know.
  • Dad: Fuck the government.
  • Dad: Fuck the school board.
  • Dad: Close the door.
  • Dad: Charles Dickens was so fucking pretentious, and I hate him, but he also caused change, but he's such a Dick. Ha. DICKens.
  • Dad: I love puns.
  • Dad: People who say sarcasm is the lowest form of humor are assholes.
  • Dad: Please shut up.
  • Dad: Catching Fire was the worst book but the best movie and that feels weird.
  • Dad: I wouldn't get so mad when you call me at school if you didn't change your ringtones to inappropriate rap music.
  • Dad: I fucking hate Alesha. She asked what countries were apart of Austria-Hungary today and I almost told her to get out.
  • Dad: You cannot visit my school in a dress that short. There are boys there.
  • Dad: Barbra Parks is fucking Queen.
  • Dad: I need you to make me a good, relaxing playlist for silent reading. I'm too lazy.
  • Dad: If I have to watch two of my students grind on each other at one more dance, I will kill them both.
  • Dad: They act like I care what they think.
  • Dad: I hate homework.
  • Dad: I have decided to become a politician.
  • Dad: What's the one book with the guys and the one kills the other and the chick without a name who dies and the short angry man? Mouseman? Oh my fucking gosh. Of Mice and Men. I have failed.
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Anonymous asked: Yay, Cécile is home!!! I am crying because my late mother would totally have done what you did & she would admire you for it.

ro-s-aspa-rks:

Oh, don’t make me cry! Oh I am so humbled to be mentioned in the same breath. Let’s send some good mama vibes to yours. Thank you so much.

We do not have a lot of money. Hell, mini’s dad barely pays child support.

But what I do know?

Is well, fuck the 1%. And fuck anyone who thinks they deserve everything, even if they don’t even have to work for it or even try.

That woman hates me. And well she should since I don’t look or act or do anything like her. There she is in her fancy black dress and sensible black pumps and white pearls and here I am in my ridic hair and unshaven body and hippie dress and leggings and combat boots. And you know what?

But I have nothing to hide. And she is stuffed inside her spanx and won’t eat so she doesn’t turn into Veruca Salt at the event and her husband with his greasy mustache is passed out in the couch because he had 18 glasses of scotch.

Lady? No amount of dimes will ever make me want your life, your wealth, your whatever the fuck you got going on. And yeah, I am one of 3 WoC in this room and I know it and I probably scare the shit out of you, and you should be.

Because the rest of us will not save you when the zombie apocalypse comes and you can’t even run anyway. But thank gawd you have a house the size of a castle and all that shit inside. After the zombies take you, the rest of us can live there and take shelter while we live real life and fight to survive.

Reblogging because this is pretty much my survival plan in case of zombies. I even have a great house staked out nearby that is on high ground and has solar panels.

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uhuh-she-said:

photoncerberus:

sigfodr:

A version for tumblr that can be read without opening a new tab, since plenty of people would scroll past this story otherwise.

Never take your rights, or your education, for granted. Happy International Women’s Day. 

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